tempted to still set my alarm for tomorrow to have the satisfaction of switching it off and going back to sleep but what if it backfires and i’m just up at 5:30am
when ur grindr date comes over to “watch some movies and see what happens” and u bend over to put the dvd in and youre bieng extra as shit sticking yous ass out and you hear “daaaamn” and you look over to give him the Look and find out hes watching fortnite replays on his phone
This sounds way too specific to be a meme and more of a confession of a sin